A study shows that just 1000 more steps a day could reduce your risk of depression. It’s most effective if your 1000th step is off a bridge.

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Doug Wilson, a senior pastor of Christ Church in Idaho, recently did an interview with CNN where he said that “women are the kind of people that people come out of”. In a follow-up statement, he said he also believes that “children are the kind of people that pastors come into.”

Vogue has been publishing ads featuring their clothes being worn by models created by AI. Real models, who feel like they’re out of a job, have been fighting back by posing for pictures with clothes made by real children.

The U.S. Air Force has said it’s likely that it will use Cybertrucks on the battlefield for live missile fire testing. There are easier ways to destroy Tesla products: for example, you can use the self-driving feature.

Spirit Airlines has warned that the company may not be able to survive without more money. If you’d like to help them out, they’re currently taking Venmo or Zelle.

A scientist claims to have figured out why so many planes have disappeared in the Bermuda Triangle. He says it likely has to do with them crashing into the water and sinking.

Former NFL tight end Rob Gronkowski is joining the FOX NFL Sunday team as a full-time analyst. Rob — this is a reminder for you.

A group of rabbits in Colorado have contracted a virus that’s causing them to sprout growths on their face that look like horns. Some corners of the internet believe the rabbits contracted the virus from their presence at a bar mitzvah.

In an attack on his mayoral challenger Zohran Mamdani, who lives in a rent-stabilized apartment, former NY governor Andrew Cuomo is proposing a law called the “Mamdani Law”, which would reserve rent-stabilized apartments for people with lesser means. Mamdani countered by proposing a law called the “Cuomo Law”, which would be a restraining order between Andrew Cuomo and women.

Playboy is planning to move its global headquarters from Los Angeles to Miami Beach, saying that it’s “among the most dynamic and culturally influential cities in the country.” They’re not wrong — studies have shown that Miami Beach actually has the country’s highest rate of casting couches per capita.

Saint Patrick’s Day is coming up. President Trump recently placed high tariffs on products from Ireland, which means that Americans can only afford to celebrate with two-leaf clovers.

Ikea has cut sick pay for unvaccinated staff that get Covid. It’s fitting that many Ikea employees have chosen to build their own immunity.

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